#my crush looks like sideshow bob

[fingertipsmp3]

Local woman realises classmate she has a crush on looks a bit like Sideshow Bob, 8 dead everyone injured

[ribbonpinky-art]

sideyshowy bobby

[ladyfly]

Maintenance Day fluff

I really wanted to share this one. It’s based off of a dream I had. The song in this fic is 'I Want to Be Your Boyfriend' by Hot Freaks.

Maintenance day was always a nice day for you. No customers to deal with. Just you, your boys, and the hundreds of tiny Music men. You called them the Spiderlings. Today you found yourself giving the spiderlings a checkup. Sun was upstairs trying to beat Moon's score in one of the games. You could hear his frustrated growls as he failed. You were laying on your stomach. A tool kit with parts nest to you. Moon sat on you holding up his weight.

Currently he was brushing out your hair "What style do you want starling?"

You hummed "Something to keep my hair out of my face."

The spiderling you were looking at gave a happy dance at the new foot you gave it. DJ was happily playing playing whatever music he wanted. Some of it down right filthy, others saintly. He gave his best rendition of a chuckle as one of his spiderlings excitedly presented you with a large dead rat.

Once the higher ups figured out how many Tiny Music Men there actually were it was decided they would be repurposed into pest control. Often the little scrimblos would bring you the things they killed. Kind of like a cat going "Mommy! Look what I did for you!" It was almost like a game for them to bring you stuff. You had even been brought a live pigeon once.

Sun gave a cry of victory "Finally! Well Moonie. I doubt you can do better than that! I told you I was better at this game."

Moon shifted as he played with your hair adding some kind of sweet smelling product to it "We'll see about that. Just don't be a sore looser when I prove you wrong."

The heavy footfalls of someone entering the arcade made moon pause briefly. The sound of chatter echoing off the walls.

A gruff male voice firmly spoke "This is the west arcade."

The head of daytime security came into view. Beside him someone you didn't want to see. Your ex stood next to him taking the room in with a dull look on their face.

As their eyes landed on you they grinned "Well! Didn't think I'd see you again. What a pleasant surprise."

Your ex was someone who made your soul go 'Oh god not you!' with a little Sideshow Bob shudder added in. You had told Sun and Moon about them. Moon regarded them with disdain. The head of daytime security began to walk them around the arcade explaining things.

Moon abruptly stood up taking you with him "Break time Love."

Sun giggled from above "Yeah! Break time! If you work all the time you might burn out sunshine."

You watched as Sun jumped from the second floor of the arcade and land in a perfect handstand. The music playing shifted and got louder. 'I Want to Be Your Boyfriend' by Hot Freaks blared from the speakers around the arcade. Moon pulled you into a faux waltz twirling you to the first verse of the song. Now Sun and Moon are 9ft tall. Your feet could not reach the ground.

By the second verse Sun took you from him and began to dance as well. Verse by verse you were passed between the men. They left you a giggly mess. As the song came to an end Ex and the guard came back down. The guard gestured to each person in the room introducing you all.

When he got to you Ex grinned "I know them already. We were an item. I hope to be an item again. More long term though."

Moon maneuvered you into a piggy back ride "This was a thing but we have to go."

Sun nodded frantically "Yes yes! Much to do! We still need our checkup."

Your ex frowned "Should you really be letting them carry you like that? It's dangerous. It could drop you or crush you! You should stay with me. Much safer."

Sun stood up as tall as he could "We ARE safe. Very safe."

Moon nodded "We would never hurt them. Unless they asked."

You let out a gasp "Moonpie!"

Sun inched his way closer to Moon.

The guard let out a loud sigh "I don't have time for this weird ass shit. Your shift starts tomorrow Ex. Take today and get used to the building. I'm leaving."

Moon giggled followed by an indignant shriek. Sun pulled you from the back of Moon and bolted off with you in a princess carry.

Moon growled playfully "Sun! Give them back you rapscallion!"

He took off after you and sun. Ex watched annoyed as Moon took you from sun proclaiming victory. This continued all the way back to the daycare. Both men darting around the plex trying to keep you away from the other. Dodging staff, planters, and even Glamrocks on their way to the daycare. The three of you lost in raucous laughter.

[toonophiliac]

[sideshow-wolfie]

Coming Out...

I've been happy with these terms for so long, I feel like I need to express it to you... Even if it felt a bit painful...

I'm proud to announce that I'm Genderfluid. I've been having a Gender Dysphoria for a long time, since 2 months into my Sophomore (11th) year, and I finally found out who I truley was... Previously I was Demigirl, meaning I was full girl, but different. THAT didn't suit me anymore as I got to February... I just went off as genderless, Aka Nonbinary. Nonbinary suited me for a little bit, until that wasn't the case either as Spring Break started. I looked through the information, and I finally found out why my Gender Identity changed constantly... In the end of April I discovered I was Genderfluid... What does that mean?

My gender identity changes around infinitely, and it concludes that my gender was never meant to be confirmed.... I was previously a girl, but I'm fine with They/Them Pronouns. ❤️

Here's an example:

Day 1: Nonbinary

Day 2: Bigender

Day 3: Pangender

Day 4: Demigirl

Day 5: Transgender

and the gender list goes on and mixes around everyweek and day.

Lastly, for the gender part, I have been connected to wolves for so long.. both mentally and physically.. so long that I did not realize what I was until now. (I was like this all the way back in 2012, when I was in elementary)

I kept thinking I was something else. I constantly howled when I'm home alone, and that I wish I had someone to do it with me... And I bark, like other wolves or werewolves...

Not that I'm Genderfluid, but I am also WolfGender. WolfGender means that I connect with Lycanthrope/Wolf/Werewolf Life, and that I was a wolf in the first place...

I have been questioning to myself if I was always going to be with a boy, girl, whoever else, or remain single for the rest of my life when I was a girl...

In 2014, I had watched a show that eventually made me feel this... attraction to people.

You guessed it...

Inanimate Insanity

But so to let you know, it is NOT season 1. It is season 2.

The character that started to make me attracted to a gender was Microphone... Microphone was a hyped contestant, but eventually things got deep for her... I had loved this character for 6 1/2 years, and I kept constantly drawing her as a werewolf... Whenever I drew Mic, I felt happy. When I was 10 years old, I got a T-Shirt of her... My god I felt like life was complete ❤️

Throughout Middle School, I have had my first relationship with someone... Zero was my first crush that I had ever hung out. However, long story short, we broke up due to multiple toxic reasons (Involving me, and It was my fault...).

That took me a whole year to move on, and breakups aren't that easy to get over sometimes. I thought I couldn't be happy anymore, until I found Cory...

Cory was also a girl, like how I was... We both met on deviantart, and we would always hang out with each other. We both liked the same thing, and we like the same kinks (Aagh, I apologize for mentioning!!), But they weren't NSFW, don't worry! Me and Them would always chat on Discord... But then I developed a crush on them... Cory felt suprised when I told them how I was starting to feel... It had been 2 years since I fell in love with someone, and I was happy that the feeling came back.

However, we didn't start a relationship just yet... and was called off early a week after I told them in March, due to the fact they were shy... I understood that feeling. What honestly almost lost my future was the prom. Originally, Cory DID have a prom date to celebrate their night, but he cheated on them for another female... When they told me that he cheated on them, I knew It was time for me to become who I was meant for...

I wanted to be a Lesbian for the rest of my life... And it was my time to have that chance again... I was NOT desperate, but I wanted to make our future into a perfect never-ending chapter... We got together in April 2020 (during the COVID-19 pandemic), and I am happy to announce that we are still a couple! Though there ARE a few changes...

Cory eventually became Genderqueer and Bisexual, because they fell in love with a person (which is now a girl), and... I kinda felt anxious, but hey, it's all settled... Cuz, love is love.

I became Genderfluid, but I mainly identified as a boy, and considered to myself as Gay (I still did NOT want to be reminded of my previous relationship with Zero nor the Guy that had used me for Sexual Assault).

Both of us had felt more... And I realize that Love can and will be infinite 💙❤️🖤♾

So Everyone, Yes I am gay, but I'm also Polyamorous! Unfortunately it IS illegal in the United States, so this is why I'm not telling my school or my family about this... They do accept me for being Gay, but not the Polyamorous part. Again, I'm not telling them I'm Poly, in order to keep myself from being attacked and teased.

To Finalize my Coming Out Blog, I am also feeling attracted to something else... Kinda like how I fell in love with Microphone, but was from another show.

The show was called The Simpsons.

The Simpsons is one of the oldest animated sitcoms, yet it is still the funniest hits I had ever watched from Fox. Without them, I wouldn't have typed this final part...

However, I was not attracted to Marge, Homer, Lisa or anybody... In fact I was in love with a phsycopath... It isn't Snake Jailbird, or Homer's Killer...

I'm In love with Sideshow Bob (Robert Terwilliger).

At that moment when I felt flattered whenever he spoke, or was shown in some scenes of the show (old and new seasons, EXCEPT FOR HIS OLDER APPEARENCE)... I had drawn him for the first time, but it was kinda crappy, because I never drew a Simpsons character in my life. When I was younger I drew Itchy and Scratchy... For a while I stopped... I had a crush on both Itchy and Scratchy... Now it's that Palm Tree Haired Cutie. ❤️

I suddenly got curious if it was possible to love an character like him as a babe... Google gave me and answer, and It found out what my puzzle was.. it's not Bisexual, which I kinda figured...

Apparently, I am Fictosexual. I am in love with animated characters, whether from an adult animated show, teen animated, and POSSIBLY all-family animated show... Which Technically for me, I would always lay my heart on Bob's.

In Conclusion, it's ok to love who you care about, and what you care about, and it is okay to be true to yourself. You can be who you are, and who you think will make you happier, even if it is animated X3

Happy Pride, everyone! YOU ARE ALL VALID!!

#LoveIsLove

[catb-fics]

Just a really short imagine about meeting Bob. Sorry it’s cut a bit short, I was gonna make this a whole story but kinda ran out of inspiration 😔 Maybe I’ll do a short imagine like this for meeting all the guys...

Meeting Bob

Warnings: none / Word Count: 1.4K

"So guys, how does it feel to be back here again, but top of the bill this time?"

You're interviewing Catfish and the Bottlemen for the radio station you work for ahead of their headline slot at Reading festival. You've always been a fan of the band. There's something about the energy they put into their performances and the anthemic lyrics that's so captivating. And to top it all off they seem like genuinely nice people too.

The band are sitting on a sofa in the VIP area and you're sat on a chair angled towards them. As soon as the interview starts you realise you should have thought more about your positioning. Benji's on the far side and you know you'll never be able to reach him with the mic. Then there's Bondy, and Van, with Bob sitting the closest to you. You don't want to be rude leaning over too far so you thrust the mic towards Bob, realising your mistake when a look of total panic crosses his face and he leans back, letting Van take the limelight. Of course Van's in his element. You've interviewed him on his own a few times before and he loves to talk. It's more of a problem trying to get him to shut up once he's started. You laugh inside as you clock Bondy and Bob exchanging a look, Bondy rolling his eyes and Bob grinning back at him. They're obviously used to this.

Van's on one now, and you find yourself zoning out. You've just noticed something. The little dimples that pop on Bob's cheeks when he smiles. The way his blue eyes sparkle under those dark frames he wears. The cute, shy expression he pulls when he's feeling a little uncomfortable. Oh shit... that's probably because you're staring at him.

You wrench your gaze away and back to Van who doesn't appear to have noticed your completely unprofessional lapse in concentration, just in time to hear him mention Bob's drumming skills. Now he's got your full attention. And with the focus now on Bob, you've no choice but to direct your next question at him.

"So Bob, they say drummers hold the whole band together musically. That's a big responsibility, don't you think?"

Bob looks at you coyly, then glances down. "We all have our part to play. And we gig so often that it's kind of like second nature now. It's definitely not all down to me!"

Suddenly without warning, Van reaches over, swiping the mic from Bob. "Ahh come on, don't play it down, your drumming's class mate! Our Sideshow Bob never misses a beat!"

Bob shakes his head with a bashful little smile. God he's adorable.

You conclude the interview with a few more questions aimed at Van and he finishes off with an insight into what festival-goers can expect from their set.

"Proper music that pins you to the back wall, no fireworks or confetti or any of that shit! And yeah... we’re excited to be playing some new songs tonight!”

You thank the lads for their time and try to think up a way to engage Bob in further conversation, but you're struck by sudden shyness. This is ridiculous, you interview famous people for a living for gods sake! There's just something about him that makes you feel like a school-girl with a crush.

You don't notice Van striding back over until he speaks. "So, ya gonna join us for a drink then Y/N?"

You whirl around to face him, noticing Bob behind him with an eager look on his face. "I'd love to but I've got a few more interviews to do before I'm free. Maybe I'll see you guys later though?"

You say your goodbyes, cursing inwardly as you're sure you've missed your chance to spend more time with Bob. You're sure you'll never track the band down in the hustle and bustle of the busy VIP area. So you're shocked when you hear a voice behind you and turn to see Bob standing there.

"Hey... Y/N... I just overhead you saying to Van about being free later after work? I wondered whether... errr... whether you'd...umm... like to meet up?"

You pause, shocked for a moment that he's actually interested in spending time with you, and Bob takes your hesitance as a sign of disinterest. He looks down awkwardly and starts mumbling. "Of course it's fine if you've already got plans..."

"No... no!" You blurt out quickly. "No I don't have plans... and yes I'd love to meet up with you!"

A wide grin immediately fills Bob's face and you reciprocate with your own smile, and you both just stand there grinning at each other for a moment until Bob speaks again.

"Well I guess we should like... exchange numbers then?"

"Oh... errr... yeah sure," you mumble, taking out your phone and entering Bob's number, then calling him to ensure he has yours.

You're just about to say your goodbyes when Bob steps forward, a kind of apologetic look on his face. "Look... I'm sorry about earlier... the interview. I don't know what it is, but I just kinda freeze when I have a microphone in my face! I guess I'm just a little shy."

You grin widely at Bob. "You can't be that shy! You're up there performing night after night in front of tens of thousands of people!"

His smile grows, revealing those dimples again. "Well it's different when I'm on stage. I'm sitting there behind my drum kit. And besides... I'm sure no one's looking at me. Everyone's looking at Van of course!"

You chuckle at this, shaking your head. "Oh well, I can assure you that's definitely not the case!" Then you feel a slight warmth in your cheeks as you realise this sounds like you're openly admitting you're checking him out when you watch a show.

You both laugh nervously, then you say your goodbyes, making your way over to the destination for your next interview.

* * * * *

It's early evening by the time you finish up, and you eagerly call Bob, disappointment sinking in your gut as the call rings out and goes to voicemail. It's no surprise really. You're sure he's found someone more interesting to take up his time since you've been gone so long. You try and console yourself with the knowledge that you'll still be able to see the band perform later. You think back to the last show you went to and how mesmerised you were watching Bob expertly pounding out the beat, the exertion clear on his face, his curls flying around haphazardly as he got lost in the music.

Your ringtone snaps you out of your daydream and excitement shoots through you when you see Bob's name displayed on the phone screen. You arrange to meet at a nearby bar so wander over to buy a couple of beers. Bob appears within minutes, a little red-faced and slightly out of breath like he's ran all the way.

"I was beginning to think you'd forgotten to call me!" He says.

"How could I forget to do that!" You reply, knocking into him gently.

You look down and notice the expensive looking camera he's wearing round his neck and he sees you looking. He holds it out. "I carry this everywhere with me. You never know when you're gonna find a beautiful moment to capture."

As if on cue, a group of young drunken lads barge past clutching cans of lager, stripped to the waist and covered in mud.

"I don't think you're gonna find many beautiful moments round here!" You laugh.

You look down as you giggle, then when you look back up you're taken aback as you see Bob with the camera raised, pointing it straight at you. You put up a hand to cover your face, but it's too late. You've already heard the shutter click.

"Oh my god, don't take one of me!" You exclaim, self-consciously running a hand through your hair which feels knotty and wild. "I must look such a mess!"

Bob shakes his head, smiling, and he fixes you with his beautiful blue eyes as he speaks, recycling your earlier line. "Oh, I can assure you that's definitely not the case... I was just thinking how pretty you looked actually.”

"Oh... err... thank you...”

You're both grinning at each other again, an exchange without words, a little spark of something passing between you that holds the promise of something more. Then Bob reaches for your hand, pulling you into the crowds.

THE END 💕

[dickbaggins]

21 questions

tagged by @marrieddorks and @holdmesamthatwasbeautiful aka my two hardest crushes

name: Janis

zodiac sign: capriquarius

favorite food: radish kimchi, spicy rice cakes, soybean stew

favorite season: spring

jeans or shorts: jeans

where are you from: near toronto, ontario

last book you read: whatever that last captive prince book is? I always get the names mixed up

favorite movies: flesh and the devil, get carter, the losers, goon, crimson peak, wreck-it ralph, all the thors and all the caps, my little princess, omg so many but I’m spacing hard

dream vacation: rhode island, south korea, some big road trip to visit my internet pals

eye color: brown

natural hair color: brown

height: 5′7″

introvert or extrovert: introvert

tea or coffee: coffeecoffeecoffee (stealing kirsten’s answer)

do you workout regularly: I used to and I used to even teach yoga and cardio kickboxing. I used to walk like three hours a day and run too but my body started falling apart and now I’m too busy and no one wants to do these things with me so nope and I feel very shitty about it

favorite beverage: coffee, water, diet cherry soda

do you have pets: my little man boo bear aka sideshow bob my perfect one eyed orange cat, and a small parrot named maxx

your ideal day off: I don’t have to set an alarm. I wake up with the cat sleeping next to me. I jerk off and then get up. Make coffee, have some chorizo, eggs, peppers and tortillas. Put a movie on while I eat nice and slow. Then I’d probably get stoned and go for a hike. Play some video games. Jerk off again. Write and read and lounge around until bedtime. I’m easy. 

in a relationship or single: married but also polyam and also really lonely

something unique about me: there’s nothing

if you choose to, post a selfie: it’s been a long time but here is what I looked like after work with some actual makeup on

[dicnysian]

answer all those questions you bitch

well I am ur lawfully wedded bitch1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
UH idfk i hold hands w people without realization2. Are you outgoing or shy?Depends if u a bitch or not
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?reese & colbert whenever wherever whoever however 
4. Are you easy to get along with?I'd say so
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?i don't like anyone rn but i like my friends and they sure as hell would cause they dun it before 
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?the pure kind we all dream of
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?No
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?colbert & keanu reeves
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?all I ever do is talk abt sex like a preteen boy
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?reese
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?"Tf"
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?1. GYPSY BY FLEETWOOD MAC2. Sawed off shotgun by glorious sons3. Video games by mama del rey4. Ophelia by the lumineers5. Any song from the requiem of a dream ost
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?YES
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?NO
15. What good thing happened this summer?getting drunk everyday while camping 
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?yes idek who it was but yes 
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?no 
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?no
19. Do you like bubble baths?yes yes yes yes
20. Do you like your neighbors?i don't go outside 
21. What are you bad habits?UH biting my nails when I'm nervous which is 24/7
22. Where would you like to travel?Australia
23. Do you have trust issues?mmmmm no but I don't trust any average Joe on the street
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?eating
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?my thighs & waist wtf is goin on there
26. What do you do when you wake up?go back to sleep 
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?I need a tan asap as possible 
28. Who are you most comfortable around?my bffs
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?yes dear god
30. Do you ever want to get married?yes
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?yes
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?lana & god himself but that's technically the same person 
33. Spell your name with your chin.no
34. Do you play sports? What sports?no
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?TV
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?yes lol I'm a lil pussy
37. What do you say during awkward silences?"SO do u eat ass?"
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?keanu reeves
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?thrift stores & lush
40. What do you want to do after high school?get tf outta this place and go to university
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?mmmm depends on the situation 
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?im overthinking
43. Do you smile at strangers?yes
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?I choose C.
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?my mum 
46. What are you paranoid about?ch ch ch changes
47. Have you ever been high?YES
48. Have you ever been drunk?YES IM PROLLY DRUNK RN
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?no I don't think
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?im wearing one rn & it's blue 
51. Ever wished you were someone else?yes papí 
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?my nose
53. Favourite makeup brand?too faced
54. Favourite store?lush
55. Favourite blog?reese's ;) (I don't wanna spell it cause I can't)
56. Favourite colour?blue or green
57. Favourite food? sushi
58. Last thing you ate?a sandwich from Timmy's
59. First thing you ate this morning?peanut butter toast
60. Ever won a competition? For what?LMAO i used to play piano and got some trophies and i used to do gymnastics/cheerlead & won some shit
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?SUSPENDED FOR VAPING ON SCHOOL PROPERTY dab dab
62. Been arrested? For what?no
63. Ever been in love? i thought I was but realized later that was a hard no
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?it was on a stairway at a movie theatre and it was horrible period
65. Are you hungry right now?Yes
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?i like my real friends 
67. Facebook or Twitter?FB
68. Twitter or Tumblr?tumblr
69. Are you watching tv right now?yessss
70. Names of your bestfriends? Colbert & REESE
71. Craving something? What?idk probably food
72. What colour are your towels?white
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?4
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?no
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?like 500 kept in my closet 
75. Favourite animal?chitty chats & lemurs
76. What colour is your underwear?tie-dye 😏
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?vanilla
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?vanilla
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?blue
80. What colour pants?what pants
81. Favourite tv show?UH I like the office & x files
82. Favourite movie?I like JUNO & lots of old movies
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?I'm skipping this cause the answer is obvious 
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?skipping
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?Glenn coco
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?the angelfish guy
87. First person you talked to today?mmmmm my mum
88. Last person you talked to today?the day ain't over sunshine
89. Name a person you hate?i have a list
90. Name a person you love?reese
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?yes
92. In a fight with someone?no
93. How many sweatpants do you have?874+
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?874+
95. Last movie you watched?memento
96. Favourite actress?uhhhh I'm rlly into emily blunt & margot robbie rn
97. Favourite actor?Keanu reeves (my dad), Leo (my dad), the guy that voices sideshow bob
98. Do you tan a lot?NO i BURN 
99. Have any pets?2 kitties
100. How are you feeling?kinda bummed I got a dentist appointment tmrw
101. Do you type fast?si
102. Do you regret anything from your past?no ragrats (yes)
103. Can you spell well?I'd say so 
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?yes
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?yes señorita 
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?YES 😏😏😏
107. Have you ever been on a horse?yes yes yes
108. What should you be doing?cleaning my room 
109. Is something irritating you right now?mmmm nah I'm good rn
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?no
111. Do you have trust issues?stop asking me THIS 
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?uhhh my math teacher cause I forgot how to multiply
113. What was your childhood nickname?syd the kid
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?yes yes
115. Do you play the Wii?wii is good for the soul
116. Are you listening to music right now?NO but I'm GONNA once I finish this
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?eh it's okay
118. Do you like Chinese food?YES that good shit
119. Favourite book?the bell jar or Norwegian wood 
120. Are you afraid of the dark?YES
121. Are you mean?idk
122. Is cheating ever okay?noooooo
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?oh DONT get me started on white shoes I think they're the most stupid invention ever created by man 
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?no
125. Do you believe in true love?no
126. Are you currently bored?yes
127. What makes you happy?my friends & any song by queen
128. Would you change your name?in a heart beat
129. What your zodiac sign?pisces
130. Do you like subway?mmmm yes
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?I'd say "no you don't" 
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?👏 you asked this sweaty
133. Favourite lyrics right now?hey ho let's go
134. Can you count to one million?I can't even count to 100 without skipping a number or 2
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?I've told lots of dumb shit you can't tell me to pick just one
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?open so the kitties can travel as they please
137. How tall are you?5'3"-5'3" AND A HALF-ISH
138. Curly or Straight hair?wavy
139. Brunette or Blonde?brunette
140. Summer or Winter?summer but winter is pretty
141. Night or Day?night
142. Favourite month?February 
143. Are you a vegetarian?HELL no
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?white
145. Tea or Coffee?tea
146. Was today a good day?I'd say so yeh so far
147. Mars or Snickers?mars
148. What’s your favourite quote?idkkkk
149. Do you believe in ghosts?UHuhhuh nO but I think someone's gonna get me when it's dark 
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via catscuddlingandyou)no

[thebibliomancer]

Essential Avengers: Avengers #155: To Stand Alone

January, 1977

Happy New Year! Just four or five more months until I hit the eighties!

But for now, there’s a storyline to be continued.

Also, I’m not sure what Namor is hitting so hard that its creating green shrapnel.

Last time: Attuma has some diabolical plan and captured the Avengers to force them to fight Namor. But Namor had run away from home and joined the circus so they ended up fighting Doom instead. Meanwhile, Beast, Whizzer, and Wonder Man formed some back-up Avengers. An incorrect belief that Doom was dead led Namor to fight some fighter jets and fly off to thwart Attuma.

This time: We pick right up from Doom blasting Iron Man.

And then over two pages he and some people I’d know better if I read Super-Villain Team-Up beat up the rest of the Avengers.

So, the Avengers are still not having a great day.

With the Avengers defeated, Doom has Captain America put in the silly restraining harness to interrogate. And he doomands to know why the Avengers have come to Hydrobase and what they want with Namor.

But Cap can only whisper “Attuma... Attummmma...” and as we all know ‘Attuma’ means ‘to bluff’

Namorita concludes that obviously the Avengers have sold out to Attuma sure that makes sense! And also demands that obviously Doom needs to help stop Attuma! Obviously! Because Doom is the only man, next to Namor, who can stop Attuma when he’s on a rampage and if he’s not stopped he’ll destroy Hydrobase and PROBABLY DOOM! And Doom is a person Doom cares about!

Meanwhile, elsewhere, Beast, Whizzer, and Wonder Man. Or the back-up no-respect squad.

And because Whizzer is an old-man who struggles with the concept of death being impermanent in a superhero universe, Wonder Man explains his origin to him. 

I mean, you know it. I’ve gone over that issue.

Whizzer asks whether Wonder Man was just in suspended animation, like Captain America? But no. Apparently according to the original Avengers, Simon Williams aka Wonder Man was reallyo trulio deceased.

And they still don’t know what brought him back!

But that’s a problem for later. For now, they have to follow a homing device that Beast planted on Tyrak’s ship.

MEANWHILE ELSEWHERE AGAIN: The Avengers. Stacked up like a special action figure pack.

And Tamara, the red-skinned woman last of her kind from space. And she’s crushing on Vision who she thinks might be another one of her extinct race but she daren’t ask! She’s not ready to be hurt again!

So off she goes. Taking this plot point with her, for now.

Which leaves the Avengers unsupervised and ready to get into cahoots. In this sealed room, the collars are exerting less of an influence. Which they can tell because I guess the collars didn’t just zap the Avengers if they tried disobeying, they also filled them with blind fury?

Sounds fake but whatever.

The point being: now that they’re less angry about stuff all of a sudden, they can work together to escape.

Scarlet Witch uses her vague magics to control the air currents in the room to blow Cap’s shield towards him so he can catch it.

Hey! That’s actually a thing that magical control of the natural world could do! Wanda is getting back on her game!

And now Cap can use his special skill of being really good with his shield (which he now proclaims has been at his side for more than thirty years so we’re definitely onto the vibranium shield and not the various gimmicked up ones that Tony kept giving Cap and Cap was too polite to turn down)!

So he tosses the shield juuuuuuust so to bank it off a ceiling duct and right into Vision’s neck.

Thus breaking the slave collar and freeing him.

And he instantly intangibles through his bonds and flies through the ceiling, ditching the others.

<Sideshow Bob grumble>

But enough about that! Lets check in on Namor!

He’s talking to himself because Namor loves talking to himself.

And after he beat up those communist fighter jets (?? so I guess they weren’t Latverian air force?), he learned Attuma was headed to a US government undersea research lab off the Maryland coast. To steal a newly designed chloro-beam which can increase the growth of plankton a hundred-fold.

Which, of course, has evil applications in the wrong hands because there’s no science that can’t be used to conquer the world.

And sure enough, Attuma and his cohort shows up right when the sea lab scientists are testing the device.

And not one panel and already Attuma’s forces look stupid.

Your stupidity knows no bounds, Lord Arno.

Attuma and his men follow the scientists into the research lab and CHOOM! right through an airlock.

But it is them being surprised when the Whizzer wondrously whizzes, Beast kicks a dude, and Wonder Man CHABOOM!s Attuma right in his dumb face.

Although I have a question. The Back-Up Avengers or Bvengers, if you will, were following a homing device Beast put on Tyrak the Treacherous’ craft. But Tyrak isn’t here and by all appearances neither is his craft. So what’s the deal? Who’s flying the plane?

Anyway, Wonder Man being approximately as strong as Thor’s holding-back-to-make-my-friends-feel-necessary level, he’s beating the heck out of Attuma pretty good. Maybe Wonder Man will be the heavy hitter that the Avengers have always needed that couldn’t carry a book of his own so he won’t leave the team due to stuff going on in another book.

Anyway, right when they’ve backed Attuma to the edge of the distinctly not undersea portion of this undersea lab and questioned him about why he’s wearing Vision’s cape, Namor interrupts.

Just flying right towards them.

So Attuma is really doomed.

UNLESS.

Unless he pulls his most diabolical trick of all!

Which is just having the gall to claim that Beast, Wonder Man, and Whizzer are totally his friends and that they’re going to kick your ass, Namor.

Namor demonstrates the kind of level-head decision making that would be necessary in a king, immediately believes his archenemy Attuma who he hates and starts beating up the three heroes.

Whizzer and Beast are already down with one punch. So this looks like a job for Wonder Man!

And he doesn’t want to beat up Namor, which proves that he’s just met him because anybody that knows Namor wants to beat him up a little bit, but he’ll do it to save his new besties, old guy and hirsute friend.

So he just punches Namor right off the damn sealab.

And I mean, sure, he flies back! He doesn’t have the ankle wings for nothing. But for one panel, I was truly happy.

But by now, Whizzer has regained his senses and helps Wonder Man when Namor counterattacks.

Beast has also regained his senses. But he notices Attuma taking the chloro-beam and running. And its veryyyyyyyy interesting that Attuma would just leave like that. So Beast decides to follow, dives into the ocean, and spots Attuma getting into his escape-sub which may or may not be the same vehicle that Beast put a homing device on.

It looks similar but only -ish.

Meanwhile, Namor thinks Whizzer is Quicksilver because all high speed blurs of superpowered human look alike to him.

Although he figures out his error after he’s knocked Whizzer’s block off. In fact, he recognizes him as Robert Frank, of the Liberty Legion! They met back in Marvel Premiere #27-28!

(And kudos to Namor for remembering a thing. It took him awhile to remember Captain America was a guy he fought alongside during World War II. So him just getting this even though Frank has aged horribly is a good showing for him.)

Also, realizing that Whizzer is not Quicksilver and some other niggling doubts that Namor never let slow him down has Namor seriously questioning what’s going on here.

Although too little, too late.

Assuming Namor is still in attack mode, Wonder Man shatters a thick pipe on Namor’s abs and then punches his lights out.

And hey, its easier to ask forgiveness then asking a hair-trigger sea king to calm his tits.

For now, they have to find Attuma. Because their captured friends? And also Attuma stole a dangerous device?

Meanwhile, an epilogue. Attuma’s escape sub escapes while Beast spies through a hatch. I’m not sure how, exactly, one sneaks aboard a submarine but Indiana Jones managed it and now Beast has managed it.

And he overhears Attuma plotting something with the chloro-beam. And something about transforming Tyrak, who is already kind of ridiculous so why do you need to level him up again, Attuma? And why your spy instead of a more martial servant?

And then another epilogue. Because with only half a page left, we needed to see what Vision was up to.

Well, turns out that as soon as he was freed of the slave collar, he made an immediate beeline to make a deal with the devil sort of deal with VICTOR VON DOOM!

Also, Doom. You blew it.

You missed your big chance to say “even an android can die.” You’re dead to me forever.

If Doom is dead to you forever or if you just like these biweekly posts, follow @essential-avengers. Send me some Avengers questions maybe.

[scifiphan]

92 Things About Me

tysm @sleepwalkerphan  for tagging me in this! it’s 2am and I’m procrastinating the heck out of writing so this is perfect lmao.

also I’ll put most of the things below the cut so keep reading if ya wanna know 92 fun facts about me

edit: this took me almost an hour to do and towards the end, I basically confess my entire life so have fun reading that lmao. like i seriously have a realisation about how idk what i’m doing with my life hahahaha

THE LAST..

1. Drink : Water #stayhydrated 2. Phone call : mum 3. Text Message : a gif of phil being scared in bed (even my irl friends are trash) 4. Song You Listened To : currently listening to Taro - alt-J 5. Time You Cried : On sunday I cried over a renovation reality tv show (??? yeah idk either, bro) the apartments just looked so nice and the team I liked got kicked off the show.

HAVE YOU EVER..

6. Dated Someone Twice : nope 7. Been Cheated On : nope 8. Kissed Someone And Regretted It : YES (smh @ me) 9. Lost Someone Special : thankfully no 10. Been Depressed : i honestly don’t know. i think I have but am so freaking stubborn at admitting I have had depressive episodes in the past 11. Got Drunk And Thrown Up : YES OH MY GOODNESS I HAVE HAD SO MANY BAD TIMES. DON’T DRINK WINE AND THEN A MILKSHAKE AND THEN DANCE ON A BEACH. YOU WILL ONLY END UP THROWING UP IN A GARBAGE BIN OUTSIDE A KEBAB STORE (it wasn’t even after midnight, that’s the most embarrassing thing) 

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS :

12. Green 13. Pink 14. Turquoise

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU..

15. Made New Friends : yes!! so many new and amazing friends 16. Fallen Out Of Love : nope. 17. Laughed Until You Cried : laughing until I cry is me every time 18. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You : yes (you would think that adults would stop teen behaviours lol) 19. Met Someone Who Changed You : yes, the last year included so much change. 20. Found Out Who Your True Friends Are : Yes. Just gonna put it out there: traveling for an extensive period of time overseas really shows who your true friends are and who are the snakes. 21. Kissed Someone On Your Facebook List : hahahaha yes (too mant rip) 22.How Many Of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know In Real Life :  probably almost all of them (so like 550) only a few on there are my internet friends 23. Do You Have Any Pets : nope and I probs wont get another pet for a long long time 24. Do You Want To Change Your Name : NO!!!!!!! Teddii is a blessing although I would change my last name (it’s two surnames joined together and it makes life difficult because it’s so long) 25. What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday : went out for dinner at a mexican place, won a few dollars on the pokies and then went out clubbing (also i got a fine rip me) 26. What Time Did You Wake Up This Morning: 11am OOPS (i slept in and missed uni) 27. What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night : probably making a gif 28. Name Something You Cannot Wait For : FINISHING UNI AND MOVING TO THE UK (hopefully to do my masters in global terrorism at the uni of london but if not i really wanna get a 1 year working visa and just do some hospitality work before I start a career) 29. When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mother : like 4 hours ago when we were watching tv 30. What Is One Thing You Could Change About Your Life : I wish I had a UK passport, it would make life a lot easier for me if I had dual citizenship instead of a boring Australian passport 31. What Are You Listening To Right Now : alt-J, a live performance of Taro  32. Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom : I know so many Tom’s it’s ridiculous 33. Something That Is Getting On Your Nerves : PEOPLE!!! WHO!! THINK!! THAT!! IF YOUR DEGREE!! ISN’T STEM!! THEN IT ISN’T!! HARD!!!! (i’m looking @ every friend who does a stem degree and always laughs at how my degree must be so easy because it doesn’t include math)

34. Most Visited Websites : tumblr, youtube, my uni’s website, facebook 35. Elementary : v great time, got bullied heaps but still had fun 36. High School : problematic fave. honestly my time at high school can fill a 500 page essay. being right next to a beach and river was actually gr8, the endless issues weren’t so good. 37. College/University : it has been a wild ride. I swapped degrees so I still have around 2 years left but uni has been my fave so far 38. Hair Colour : PINK!!!! (naturally ginger) 39. Long or Short Hair : long 40. Do You Have A Crush On Someone : nope (which is a shocker) 41. What Do You Like About Yourself : I like my individuality and independance 42. Piercings : 2x lobes, 1x helix, 1x nose. (i’m thinkng about getting my conch in a few weeks) 43. Blood Type : O+ 44. Nickname : ted, teddii bear, sideshow bob, cotton candy 45. Relationship Status : hella single 46. Zodiac Sign : Cancer (aka my birthday is soon hell yeah) 47. Pronouns : she/her. 48. Favourite Tv Show : STAR TREK: VOYAGER WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVOURITE 49. Tattoos : crescent moon on my right wrist (i sorta don’t like how it turned out but after a year I have grown to appreciate the meaning) 50. Right Or Left Hand : Left handed (aka another reason why Dan is my spirit animal)

FIRST..

51. Surgery : i got a bunch of teeth removed when I was like 4/5  52. Word : baba or ma  53. Sport : soccer  54. Vacation : i actually can’t remember my first vacation. probs Sydney tbh idk I went a lot of places when I was young 55. Pair Of Trainers : probably something Adidas tbh

WHAT ARE YOU..

56. Eating : nothing 57. Drinking : water 58. Reading : nothing at the moment besides uni textbooks 59. I’m About To : I should say sleep but I’ll probably just watch youtube 60. Listening To : Breezeblocks by alt-J (can you see a recurring theme with my music questions?) 61. Waiting For : GoT SEASON 7 AKA MY BIRTHDAY (honestly feel so blessed to grow older and watch new GoT on the same day) 62. Craving For : MONEYYYYYYY. ya girl is unemployed thanks to the bad habit of planning last minute overseas holidays 63. Do you wanna get married : eventually but at the same time it doesn’t worry me 64. Going To Do When You Get Older : ????? ?????? ????? you would think I would have an idea but tbh idk. I’m studying International Relations and I want to do a postgrad in global terrorism. But career wise I have no bloody idea. I would like to work in the UN or UNESCO or for the Australian Government in an embassy. but at the same time I also want to be a travel photographer and just ignore my degree (idk adult life is hard)

YOUR TYPE..

65. Hugs or Kisses : HUGS 66. Lips or Eyes : eyes! <3333 67. Short or Tall : tall guys!!! but short girls are my weakness!! 68. Young or Old : HA haHA HA old 69. Nice Arms Or Nice Stomach : slight preference for nice arms because tummys are cute no matter what 70. Sensitive or Loud : I am both of those things so, por que no las dos? 71. Hook Up or Relationship : relationship (although I can’t relate because i am eternally single) 72. Troublemaker or Hesitant : I prefer when people are upfront instead of hiding stuff from me so I guess that means troublemaker?

HAVE YOU EVER..

73. Kissed A Stranger : yes 74. Drank Hard Liquor : yes (love me some vodka) 75. Lost Eye glasses or contact lenses : not yet thankfully 76. Turned Someone Down : YES! (there is nothing wrong with turning people down.) 77. Sex On First Date : no 78. Broken Someone’s Heart : yes and I still feel bad 79. Had Your Heart Broken : yep 80. Been Arrested : yes (kind of, long story) 81. Cried When Someone Died : yes. although I tend to go more numb instead of crying. idk it’s weird because I cry about everything but death kinda makes me become numb 82. Fallen For A Friend : yes (oops)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN..

83. In Yourself : yes although I need to believe in myself a lot more 84. Miracles : yes 85. Love At First Sight : yes and no. I believe it exists but I feel like a lot of people believe that they are experiencing love at first sight when in reality it is infatuation/lust. 86. Santa Claus : this question conflicts me because the logical side of me says no but the optimistic child side of me refuses to accept the truth 87. Kiss On The First Date : yeah 88. Angels : nah, not for me

OTHER..

89. Current best friend’s name : do i have a best friend? not really. again, it’s a weird time for me when it comes to friends. 90. Eye Colour : um blue with green and grey mixed in (it’s so hard to describe but yeah, those three) 91. Favourite singer/Band : Ed Sheeran, Mumford & Sons, al-J (i love them all a lot.) 92. Favourite Movie : Avatar. yes the blue alien one. It’s lame but I fell in love with the na’vi culture and it kinda helped get me obsessed with scifi.

And that’s a wrap!

If anyone actually read all that I hope you enjoyed my (very) late night confessions. Idk who to tag so if you see this and want to do it feel free to do so! Also, come hit up my inbox/messages if you wanna be my friend after reading this, I wanna make some friends on this hellsite

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Also forgot to mention a guy in my class today said that blogging is narcissistic. I just sat there like 🫠

[jm-fraser]

The Simpsons Season 3 Ranked

24. Dog of Death Look I do love dogs I really do, and I have nothing against Santa’s Little Helper, but his episodes, at least the early ones aren’t that good. There are some funny moments and some emotional moments but the issue comes in the third act where the plot takes a turn that just doesn’t benefit the episode.

23. Homer Alone This is the thing about the classic seasons (and season 3 is classic Simpsons), the depth of good episodes means that when there are episodes that are just ok they have to be ranked lower and that’s the problem with this episode, its fun, it’s entertaining, but there’s nothing much more to it then that.

22. The Otto Show I like this episode much more than this ranking would suggest, I think its just very relaxing for some reason (this is a feeling a get from a lot of season 3), the only real issue is the character of Otto is pretty one note even though this is the most fleshed out he would ever get.

21. Bart’s Friend Falls in Love Its nice, the story is just very thin.

20. When Flanders Failed The biggest criticism of this episode is the way Homer acts in this episode, its a bit too close to jerk-ass Homer that will mark the decline of the show.

19. Colonel Homer A lot of people really like this episode, and so do I, to an extent, there are some great episodes dealing with Homer and Marge’s marriage and even tempters, for me there are just better episodes dealing with similar themes.

18. Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington Based on one of the best political films ever made and does a good job with the theme of politics and corruption in Washington. There are some very weird moments in it though.

17. Lisa’s Pony A very emotionally driven episode that shows hints of one of the better relationships the show will have.

16. Brother can you Spare Two Dimes? Not as good as Herbs first episode, but there are very strong moments in here, and I love the first act of this episode.

15. Bart the Lover Another focus on a supporting character, this time Mrs. Krabappel, the episode does slightly focus on themes like loneliness and aging, and it does a good job of making Bart seem sympathetic despite how horrible his prank really is, by showing him understand that he has gone to far and try fix the problem.

14. Homer Defined One of the quintessential Homer episodes, it sets a template for Homer as a character and is much more grounded than many of the future episodes of this type will become.

13. Radio Bart Another strong Bart episode which is very loosely based on the great Billy Wilder film Ace in the Hole. Its a really funny and at times sweet, one of the first episodes to really use the town as a character.

12. Like Father, Like Clown While it might not be the funniest, this episodes strength lies in the heartfelt way it deals with Krusty’s estrangement from his father, while having a dash of religious commentary to go with it.

11. Treehouse of Horror II For me its not as strong as the first one, the framing device isn’t as good, and Id say the Frankenstein episode is the weakest segment of the first 6. None of these come close to the Raven either.

10. Lisa the Greek Similar to Lisa’s Pony, just stronger, this time Lisa has a better reason to be mad at Homer and the ending feels earned.

9. Separate Vocations Another more character driven episode, this time focusing on the relationship between Bart and Lisa, where there is a role reversal between the two. Its fun seeing Bart as an achiever and Lisa as a bad girl. Also it shows the dangers of trying to crush children’s dreams and box them into categories.

8. Stark Raving Dad The Michael Jackson episode, that has a really catchy song not sung by Michael Jackson.

7. Black Widower The first episode with Sideshow Bob since he was arrested. This was co-written by Thomas Chastain, who is a murder mystery author. The episode really benefits from this as the mystery elements work well because I feel if you watched this fresh when it came out and didn’t have the knowledge of Sideshow Bob that we do now, you don’t know if he has really changed and if Bart is just being overly suspicious of him.

6. Saturdays of Thunder I may have rated this highly for personal reasons but in all seriousness this is one of my favorite Bart/ Homer episodes, I just feel happy watching this, and isn’t that just nice.

5. Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk An episode focusing on one of my favorite characters with one of my favorite scenes (the land of chocolate) plus this is one of the funniest episodes of this season. I love it.

4. Bart The Murderer A Goodfellas parody that does the job of finding the balance of fun and danger in mob culture. And again the references are really on point here.

3. I Married Marge A sequel of sorts to the Way We Was is even stronger, and more heartfelt while still finding great humor in the most tender sequences (Homers butt-crack showing while Marge is reading the marriage proposal shouldn’t be as perfect as it is.)

2. Flaming Moe’s When I think of pure joy and television I think of 2 things this episode and…

1. Homer at the Bat I love this episode so much, Im not even American, I don’t know Baseball or any of the players they show in this episode, but I love it something about this episode for me, is just so funny, so relaxing and just so joy inducing. Its not just one of my favorite Simpsons episodes, its one of my favorite TV episodes.

Overall Rankings: 1. Homer at the Bat 2. Flaming Moe's 3. Lisa’s Substitute 4. I Married Marge 
5. The Way We Was 6. Bart the Murderer 7. Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk 
8. Bart Gets an F 9. Saturdays of Thunder 10. Black Widower 11. Stark Raving Dad 12. Separate Vocations 13. Lisa the Greek 
14. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish 
15. Treehouse of Horror 16. Treehouse of Horror II 17. Like Father Like Clown 18. Radio Bart 
19. Blood Feud 
20. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou 21. Homer Defined 
22. Brush With Greatness 23. Bart the Lover 
24. Three Men and a Comic Book 
25. Simpson and Delilah 26. Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes? 27. Lisa's Pony
 28. Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes On Every Fish 
29. Old Money 30. Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington 
 31. Dead Putting Society
 32. Bart the Daredevil 33. Colonel Homer
 34. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment 35. When Flanders Failed 36. Bart's Friend falls in Love
 37. Itchy and Scratchy and Marge 38. The Otto Show
 39. Bart Gets Hit by a Car 40. Dog of Death
 41. Bart vs. Thanksgiving 
 42. Principal Charming
 43. Moaning Lisa
 44. The War of the Simpsons
 45. Krusty Gets Busted 
 46. Bart the General
 47. Bart’s Dog Gets an 'F’
 48. Dancin’ Homer
 49. The Telltale Head
 50. The Call of the Simpsons
 51. The Simpsons Roasting on an Open Flame
 52. Life on the Fast Lane
 53. Bart the Genius 
 54. The Crapes of Wrath
 55. Some Enchanted Evening
 56. There’s No Disgrace Like Home
 57. Homer’s Night Out
 58. Homer’s Odyssey

[dickbaggins]

85 Question Game

I was tagged by: @marrieddorks​ 💖💖💖

last: 1.       drink: coffee 2.       phone call: my mom 3.       text message: xander: “get it good”, in response to a series of emojis I sent him about a turtle eating a tomato 4.       song you listened to: Hurricane Jane by Black Kids 5.       time you cried: Yesterday, about snow

have you:

6.       dated someone twice: ugh yes 7.       kissed someone and regretted it: nah 8.       been cheated on: yeeees 9.       lost someone special: yes 10.     been depressed: boy yes 11.     gotten drunk and thrown up: hahah yes. the first time was on a golf course!

three favourite colours:

12.     tiffany blue 13.     dove grey 14.     a really bright verdant green

in the last year have you:

15.      made new friends: kind of! 16.      fallen out of love: maybe a bit 17.      laughed until you cried: have I? Yeah I have, there was a new Maria Bamford stand up special 18.      found out someone was talking about you: haha no one talks about me 19.      met someone who changed you: yesssss 20.      found out who your friends are: kind of! 21.      kissed one of your tumblr followers: since my man is a follower, I guess that is a yes

general:

22.      how many of your tumblr friends do you know in real life? just xander but I am meeting a few next month and I am dying with excitement 23.      do you have any pets? there is the 13 year old pit lab mix, jersey, the  3 year old one eyed cat, Sideshow Bob, and the...18? year old parrot Maxx. 24.      do you want to change your name? I kinda got to when I got married! I’m going by ‘Jan Corbin’ in real life because I think it sounds fucking wonderfully androgynous and Scandinavian.  25.      what did you do for your last birthday? nothing, like every year. well no, that’s not totally true. xander took off the day before my birthday and took me to a yarn store and out to lunch and a few people gave me some lovely drawings and stories. 26.      what time did you wake up? 8am. 27.      what were you doing at midnight last night? one last scroll of tumblr, washing my face, getting ready for bed 28.      name something you can’t wait for: to be finished fully unpacking and get all of these rooms decorated the way I want them.  29.      when was the last time you saw your mum: it’s been since last fall when I got married. I didn’t have my green card to travel until last month and she hates travelling, so it’s almost been a year :( 30.      what are you listening to right now? the tv is on some discovery channel stuff and the landlord and a fridge repair fellow are in the kitchen talking. the dog is barking at them on and off 31.      have you ever talked to a person named tom? said landlord who is in the kitchen is literally named tom  32.      something that is getting on your nerves: hypocrisy 33.      most visited website: tumblr or gmail or the ingress map or omegle 34.      hair colour: brown 35.      long or short hair: very very long 36.      do you have a crush on someone? hahah like everyone who shows me even the slightest attention and kindness yes, crush. even worse when they show me none of those things 37.   what do you like about yourself? my shoulders are really buff, I like those 38.   piercings: my ears, they’re stretched 39.   blood type: uuuuuuuhhhhhh that’s a great question 40.   nickname: when I was younger it was ‘Jay’. Xander calls me ‘snorts’ and ‘snortise’ due to general slowness at eating and moving and snorting when I do things like laugh 41.   relationship status: married, polyam 42.   zodiac: capriquarius aka capricorn on the cusp of aquarius and depending on which source you use, I can be either one 43.   pronouns: she/her 44.   favourite tv show(s): supernatural, steven universe, penny dreadful, american horror story, agent carter, cuthroat kitchen,  45.   tattoos: would you believe I have no tattoos. I’m like thisclose to getting one though, someone tell me what to get or lets get matchies or something 46.   right or left handed: rightie 48.   sport: hockey 49.   vacation: near asheville nc was nice, I’d like to go back with more time. the free caribbean cruise with my sister was probably the best though. I still haven’t had a honeymoon. 50.   pair of trainers: the only runners I can wear are merrell’s bc of weird wide feet. usually siren sport but the last pair I got sucked so I’ve been wearing whatever their hiker is instead (they only make two shoes in a wide)

more general:

51.       eating: veggies and eggs and chorizo 52.       drinking: coffee and water and coconut water 53.       i’m about to: finish this coffee 54.       waiting for: idk. mostly my new glasses. these people to leave my house so I can jerk off.  55.       want: everything everyone 56.       get married: done 57.       career: ugh idk. writer, ideally. I’d love to own and operate a yarn store some day but at the rate they open and close, I’m sure there’s no long-term stability in it. I’ve been thinking more about a gluten-free bakery but again this is a ridiculous niche of retail. i’m probably going to be stuck in retail hell for the rest of my life, realistically. 

which is better?

58.       hugs or kisses: hugs 59.       lips or eyes: eyes 60.       shorter or taller: shorter 61.       older or younger: younger 62.       nice arms or nice stomach: arms are fuckin hot  63.       hookup or relationship: idk just get it 64.       troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant af

have you ever:

65.       kissed a stranger: yes 66.       drank hard liquor: yes 67.       lose glasses/contact lenses: i used to lose every pair of sunglasses I ever bought when I was getting cheapcheap old navy ones. but like three years ago I got a pair for $25 which is a huge investment for me and I’ve managed to hang on to them. eyeglasses I just buy at the fuckin store or readers.com for cheap bc I only use them for knitting and crochet 68.       turned someone down: yes 69.       sex on the first date:  idk if I’ve ever been on a ‘date’ 70.       had your heart broken: yes 71.       been arrested: no 72.       cried when someone died: yes 73.       fallen for a friend: always constantly yes right now and yes forever

do you believe in

74.       yourself: sometimes 75.       miracles: not really 76.       love at first sight: usually no but then I remember the first time I saw Xander in person and yes. 77.       santa claus: I fuckin wish some sugar daddy looking mother fucker would give me free presents even once a year 78.       kiss on the first date: yes 79.       angels: nah

other

80.       eye colour: brown, everything is brown 81.       favourite movie: how does anyone ever decide this? probably wreck-it ralph or the winter soldier oooooorrrrrr deadpool 82.       height: 5′7″ (kirsten you’re so tiny please come live in my pockets) 83.       siblings: a sister 18 months younger than me and a half-sister ten years younger 84.       favourite season: winter! I was watching some show yesterday and there was so much snow and it looked so beautiful and I cried because I miss it 85.       sexuality: pansexual as fuck, needy as hell